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As Blackberry don chop my money tire, na im I come vex yesterday sell am, I come take some money from it buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!

1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging.

2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, firelighter etc.

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag
etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes by it records "one missed call".

6. When a big truck hoots; it records "charger connected".

7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says "one Bluetooth device found"

8. When a fine gal passes by u, it says "Ur favourite food found"

9. When an ugly gal passes, it says, "Virus detected"

Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy Ợ̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥ ? ... Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen, no contact found, u are hooked with me. U don die, I don hear whee for dis chinco Ợ̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥ LOOOOOOOOOOOLZ.­..